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January 08, 2008

Having your cake, big-time

Cakealike I think I'm in love with Chidi Ogbuta. Not only is she from my home state of Texas but for her wedding she commissioned a life-size cake that resembles her. This is a woman who takes seriously the mantra of the wedding industry: It's your day.

The cake-alike has a white tiered skirt, veil, pink bouquet and dramatic up-do. In comparison, Jordan and Peter Andre's cake was a mere five feet high with five tiers, white chocolate roses and hearts.

Naturally, you that you don't have to be a bride to enjoy outrageous parties. Whenever I hear of former Tyco chief Dennis Kozlowski's over-the-top roman-style party for his wife's birthday - complete with toga-clad women scattering rose petals and an archer "whose flaming arrow lit up the message: 'Congratulations Karen & Dennis'" - I wonder if I could wrangle an invite to his coming-out-of-jail party, in case it reaches similar heights.

Of course Kozlowski's party was party funded with company money; Ogbuta on the other hand, paid for her super-sponge out of her own pocket (not included on cake).

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There are two Emilys!

Posted by: Emily | 27 Jan 2008 21:47:25

uh, i think the bride - who is a native african - now lives in texas. you know, like a nigerian might also live in london, too?!?!?

Posted by: One Voice | 27 Jan 2008 03:07:43

uh, i think the bride - who is a native african - now lives in texas. you know, like a nigerian might also live in london, too?!?!?

Posted by: One Voice | 27 Jan 2008 03:07:07

P.S.

HATE the cake! Unfortunately am already married or it would have been a good joke to play on hubby...

Posted by: Emily | 25 Jan 2008 01:05:33

'The bride's name indicates she is African'...

Then how come the first paragraph of the article states she is from TEXAS? Was that Texas, Nigeria?

For someone masquerading as the PC police and criticising others for racist comments (not that I'm commending the troll) you might want to a) actually read the article and b) remember that the 'PC' term for 'American Blacks' would actually be 'African American', unless of course their descendants are not of African origin.

JT is just looking for a rise out of you people - get a grip and don't give him the satisfaction. Oh I'm sorry. That should have been HIM/HER. How sexist of me.

Posted by: Emily | 25 Jan 2008 01:03:01

Good question, but shouldn't be limited to just racists. Any type of bigot, really. By definition, almost.

Posted by: Lazy Mummy | 22 Jan 2008 09:05:26

why are racists always so ignorant AND unimaginative????

Posted by: One Voice | 20 Jan 2008 18:28:29

why are racists always so ignorant AND unimaginative????

Posted by: One Voice | 20 Jan 2008 18:27:20

It certainly is, J, and dick is about the level of insult I'd stoop to give him. And to think he couldn't even quote my accusation ("racist innuendo" not "lazy innuendo") accurately. Says it all, really. ;) Pathetic isn't it, that someone gets their kicks from such behaviour?

Posted by: Lazy Mummy | 20 Jan 2008 03:11:59

Well John Thomas is a slang term for d*ck as we all know.

Posted by: J | 19 Jan 2008 18:35:06

John Thomas: "These sort of people"??!! Your comments are ignorant and bigoted. Also "Toad in the Hole" is a British dish. So your ignorance is on all levels. Is there anyway we can report offensive posts like John's?

Posted by: Emily | 19 Jan 2008 13:08:52

Lazy Mummy

What you call "lazy Innuendoes" is only the truth. Although it is nice to see this type of people getting married, since it is not normal, you and I both know that 75% of their sort of children are born out of wedlock, we must both agree that nothing good comes of encouraging anyone who would create such a tar baby monstrosity of a wedding cake. Let us just both admit that the culture would be better off if we did not encourage such gaudy displays of ghetto life.

Posted by: John Thomas | 19 Jan 2008 01:05:03

The cake is rather fascinating, although not something I'd have. The foolish, racist comments also exhibit tremendous ignorance. The "fried chicken" and "watermelon" -- references usually directed at American Blacks, and offensive on any level -- are misdirected in this instance, even as a slur. This bride's name indicates she is African, and if one takes time to examine the photo, one can see clearly that neither the bride nor the groom are Americans by birth. But that takes observation skills, which are obviously among the things lacking in a few posters here.

Posted by: Sherri | 18 Jan 2008 19:10:05

John Thomas,

On AM we encounter a lot of different views & have some pretty lively debates about things, but I think we're all agreed that racist innuendos are not on, no matter where we stand on other issues. Kindly take your bigoted views elsewhere.

Posted by: Lazy Mummy | 17 Jan 2008 19:03:47

'Toad in the hole'? So you're saying he dreamt the whole thing up whilst in solitary confinement for jacking Mr. Big's fried chicken. I can better understand the desire for a sugar coated bride after being deprived of fancy sweet treats in the can. However, I still can't understand why he went for a cake theme when surely a batter coated bride would have been more his thang.

Posted by: John Thomas | 17 Jan 2008 12:14:56

I guess "John Thomas" would have felt more magnanimous towards the cake (and the bride) if she had been fixated on "spotted dick" or "toad in the hole"?

Posted by: One Voice | 16 Jan 2008 21:35:04

It is not me who is fixated on fried chicken, as Gipsy suggests. It is the people who would go to a wedding with a life sized Aunt Jemima cake.

Posted by: John Thomas | 16 Jan 2008 19:23:11

It rather looks like we have a troll on this thread. John Thomas indeed. Rather fixated on fried chicken. No point in rising to the bait folks

Posted by: Gipsy | 16 Jan 2008 14:32:17

I wonder when he took the (affirmative) action to 'axe' her to marry him. I bet it was while she was talking unintelligible ebonics on her cell whilst stuffing her face with fried chicken.

Posted by: John Thomas | 16 Jan 2008 14:17:31

Personally, I'm really impressed by the cake. It is hard to tell from the photo, but it looks like it has been done really well. I wonder how it manages to maintain its shape? And how do you go about cutting it?

My favourite advert on TV is that one for the car, where they make it out of cake, jelly etc to the sound of Julie Andrews singing 'favourite things' (sorry can't remember real name of song). I don't think that I would ever splurge that much money on a cake, and I'd never want one of me, but to have something incredibly unusual like that really strikes my imagination. The whole thing about your wedding party is to have FUN. It is the one time in your life (well for most of us) where you are allowed to be extravagent and how many of us are ever going to have such a big party with all our family and friends again?

Posted by: Gipsy | 16 Jan 2008 12:57:17

Shocked - only Jeff's comment was racist! The others have just been 'taste-ist'!!

Posted by: Jane | 16 Jan 2008 12:38:40

I'm really shick by all these comments, especially the ones that border on racism.

It's their wedding day, they can do what they want.

Maybe you're all just synical, lonely divorcees...?

Posted by: Shocked | 16 Jan 2008 12:34:26

Only certain ethnic groups find it necessary to take weddings to such gawdy heights. Honestly, how GHETTO can you get! I am surprised that the groom's cake wasn't a 64 chevy impala with gold rims and a crown air freshener. What did they serve at the reception? Fried chicken and watermellon?

Posted by: jeff | 15 Jan 2008 20:32:20

As an American, I'll address Jane's question about "sav[ing] the top layer for the christening".

From my experiences, couples here do save the top layer of the cake, but it usually for consumption on their first anniversary.

Posted by: James | 15 Jan 2008 15:02:59

"cheapens the entire process as nothing more than a circus act or a bad reality show."

Agree

Posted by: Jane | 15 Jan 2008 06:31:09

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