Jermaine talking about his kids

reminded me that his Wikipedia entry is hilarious. It's the "personal life" bit, the para that begins "in a departure". One of these great, under-the-radar wikipedia hoaxes, I guess. Let's keep an eye out for any credulous hacks falling for it.

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[doogal]

I don't know if I've mentioned this already, but earlier today on the live-ish feed, Jack was discussing religion with Jade. Oddly, the world didn't fold in on itself and after I wiped the blood from my eyes I decided to scorch this to memory:
Jack: 'So Jermaine is married to a Muslim'
Jade:' Yeah he's changed his religion'
Jack: 'So he's a muslim now? Didn't he used to be American?'

Astute. Totally.

Oh, on the subject of J.J. sire of Dave and his religion, he told Sherpa/Shlapa/Skrinpa/Princess his wife is from Afghanistan. So, that'll be (another) file the CSA will have on the Jacksons.

[Jo]

That same Wikipedia entry carries a bit at the very bottom that makes me wonder if I'm actually here in this country cos I sure am unaware of this 'storm' and I'm a dreadful CBB fan (live stream, blogs, forums, actual TV programme ....)!!!??
"Jermaine has caused national controversy[citation needed] by openly praying his obligatory five time prayers live on national TV. However Channel Four, the programme's broadcaster, has censored any footage of Jackson practicing his faith. Outraged muslims have begun to complain on grounds of unfair representation as Shilpa Shetty was broadcast practicing Yoga. They are demanding an explanation from Channel Four as to why Jermaine praying has been censored."