Watching Shilpa and Preparation H holding hands

on the sofa, I had a sudden thought. Maybe she doesn't know he's gay. Maybe it just hasn't occured to her. So, when he says, "i love you" and she says it back, maybe she is, in her mind, dancing through orchards in a slightly see-thru sari, dodging around bushes and wobbling her head, with him in hot, rampant, hetero pursuit. Maybe she thinks her search is over.

I mean, you know, maybe. I'm just floating the possibility. Although to be honest, I thought it was more likely that she was about to do a little mini-vomit into her own hands.

Comments

[Gabrielle de Pauw]

I love it, LOVE it - my birthday wish came true, Jo and Cleo OUT! And what was with that pointy-tit dress Cleo was wearing? And Desperate Danielle grizzling in the BB House ... does she have an inkling, tee hee? And - god help us - Davina's hair? What's Garnier Nutrisse up to - 'Our Tango'd Tangerine Shade - Because You're Worth It ...' (sorry if I've got the wrong commercial). Anyway, I am SOOOOOOO happy.

[Joolz]

It's a love that dare not speak its name...

And it is a truth universally acknowledged, that a straight woman in
possession of her faculties, must be in want of a gay bloke for her best friend.

[Joolz]

PS I got an apostrophe wrong *curses demon drink*

[Joolz]

PPS Hmmm, seems I didn't......or are subs at work??

Thanks to Davina & Cleo - they've reminded me I reallyst must make an appointment at the hairdressers next week.

[Lynsey]

It was almost as moving as when H got that cut price photo out of everyone he's ever known and bawled under the neon glare of the living room lights.

[doogal]

Mini vomits are great. All the kids are doing them. Even dem whatz in primary edukayshon...except dey call them 'Bratz Vomitz'. Sexy vomitz for kidz. Vomitz with eyelashes...

Koogat, ja? You know it dood.

I'm out of the loop.
Can't we have evictions on another night other than Fridays? How am I supposed to go out and not feel guilty about enjoying a beer. But enough about my twelve steps, let's talk about Catholicism. Oops. Fine, you can keep your orphan. See if I care. Come on Jeffrey, we're outta here....

Just read the BeeBeeSee.... Snaggle tooth PrisonBitch is on the loose with her sidekick Lion-o. A bit like that Sidney Poitier movie with Tony Curtis where they fly inside the Death Star and blow it up from the inside.

Damn you Signore Peroni.

[Bio-Zoffin]

Shilpa misunderstood/heard when Ian said "my friends will love you". She responded by saying "I love you". Awwwww.

Whatever. Jermaine to win!

[Starling]

It's funny how one can identify one of Doogal's posts by only reading the first two lines ...

Drat it, I nearly typed "Doogals", is this apostrophe thing contageous or summmat?

Oh, and I've made an appointment with the hairdresser's too. I wonder how much money hairdressers have made out of Davina's mop.

[Joolz]

Well Starling, hairdressers won't make a penny out of people wanting 'Jo cutz'.

Doogal's great - a real example of how care in the community has worked......

*double checks apostrophes*