Squint

Is it possible... could it be... it can't... didn't it..?
I'm floating this one, so grab ahold: Could they all be transexuals? Squint as your looking at the screen and you'll see what I mean. They are aren't they?

Why does Charleycab always look angry when she's preening in the mirror? What's she got to be miffed about? Apart from her very existence.... and Moyles.

And what did M. Night Shabnam mean by 'Orgasm time! Orgasm time!' when all of them were in the solarium/diary room together? I've heard of this stuff happening before; you know... women.... all living together. Synching of menstrual cycles and all that. Eating toothpaste at exactly the same time... with an 80% chance of rain.... ALWAYS. How weird is that? Dead weird. Totally.
A bit like The Da Vinci Code... but noisier.

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[Spicy Pedro]

Aaaaaaggghhh! Aaaaaaaaggghh!

I've had to dig out the manual for my telly to turn the treble down.

It's going right through me, I tell you.

This orgasm time must be a terrible thing to live with. Imagine having that on a schedule. What if you were late home. On the train or something. All of a sudden your Casio starts beeping and you've come all over the place.

[Jessica]

I was just thinking that. There they are, all going "but there are no men!", while the same think bubble pops up from all of them saying "Except me ho ho ho, it's all so ironic" (apart from twins who think "Except me ho ho ho it's all so ").

But to my main point: those twins (who I must admit, I'm getting a bit obsessed by - are they really 18 and not 9? How can they have completely bypassed all adult characteristics?), they must be tiny pixies who wanted so much to join the human world and fall in love with a man, that they let an evil pixie witch take their voice of reason so that all they spout is crap. And they feel like they are walking on knives unless they prance on something at least once every ten minutes.

Except Endemol didn't put any men in (except Tracey)and as soon as they finish their lollipops they will unleash an unholy fury and their faces will go all evil.

[Jessica]

Spicy Pedro, you have just made me piss myself laughing (although admittedly that is not hard, I have had three children).

[Gabrielle de Pauw]

I am worried about Leslie (Lesley?) She didn't half get stuck into the booze as soon as she arrived. Mind you, I don't blame her. The ringing in the ears one gets when extremely drunk isn't a patch on the screeching of those faux jail-bait twins.

[Paul]

Greetings from Australia... another year of relying on the Times Posse to keep me informed of the goings-on back home. I would embrace the Australian version, but it's dull as ditch water. Although one of the housemate's dad has died and they haven't told her. But someone not being told something doesn't make for interesting TV.

Spicy Pedro made me almost swallow my face trying not to laugh - I read his comment at work and I'm supposed to be working. Luckily no-one passed my office to witness the gurning session.

By the way, where's India? The person that is, not the place. I know that's in East Angular (retro-BB reference there, kids).

[Tiger Moth]

Tsk...these endless assertions that Tracey is a man. It is in fact a Time Lord: the second incarnation of Dr Who, in fact. Put a pink fright wig on Patrick Troughton and hey presto, there's our Trace.

[Tiger Moth]

Tsk...these endless assertions tha Tracey is a man. It is in fact a Time Lord: the second incarnation of Dr Who, in fact. Stick a pink fright wig on Patrick Troughton and hey presto, there's our Trace.

[supermeerkat]

I'm convinced that Charley is a man - she certainly has the face of one. Still haven't gotten a close look at her Adam's apple or hands which are, as we all know, the definitive indications of gender - large for boys, small for girls.

Also, was she a lap dancer at a masochist's club, or at the very least a club with minimal lighting?

[Magneto]

I have to squint when Krusty the Cleaner is on screen. I did so last night and saw.... why none other than Sir Jimmy Saville.

'Now then, now then, 'aving it large ladies and gentlemen, as it 'appens.'

Give her a cigar...

[hansgruber]

I apologise in advance for the vulgarity, but that ghastly old boot, Carole, has (as my brother once declared of a particularly awful girlfriend of mine) “tits like Sainsburys carrier bags full of warm vomit”.

And a shiny new penny for the first person to report a ‘babes’.

[sandra]

Oooh Doogal you may be so right ! I wondered why I felt odd when they all entered one by one. Something not quite right here ? Mind you if that Emily is a tranman then blimey, we are in trouble. Maybe half of them ? That would certainly fit the favourite BB formula of gay boys and essex girls. My Gawd though that could be the best BB twist yet !

[Tiger Moth]

I definitely heard a 'babe' on the highlights show yesterday evening. But the 's' was missing. So keep the penny nailed to the mast for the time being.

[HansGruberFanClub]

Hello chums, have I missed much? Tried to tune in last night but I apparently got a re-run of Worzle Gummidge...

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