Do we want Seany-love?

Hmmm. Can 44 and a half per cent be wrong? Possibly. This is Big Brother after all. But having seen his interview with Davina I'm glad he's gone. Seany said he wanted to bring fun to the house (and his dunking of La Gob was admittedly a master-shove) but did he? I know he leapt around a bit, but like Dawn Right Nasty says, 'prankster' (Jeremy Beadle and all of his ilk) equals loathsome. Seany's 'pranks' were terrible anyway. Wet tissue in a shoe? Greaaattt. the only good thing Fuzzy Bear did was kiss Gerry. Carole to continue her EastEnder Grotbags routine. Jonathan to keep appearing in little green puffs of smoke. And what is going on with the twins and their glassy eyes and that weird weird weird, chair-bouncing private world (like the pretend slapping game)? They either do loads of Nuts shoots after they leave or are put in a lab and studied.

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[damian barr]

Seany was wrong. We all saw the scary brick room with long single lghtbulb swinging behind his eyes. He was a vortex of neediness. He was a Hucknall-esque Hobbit. But at least he was entertaining and provocative. Carole will just scrub her fingers away and Jonathan will continue his bid for Panto Baddy roles on the ouside (while leering at Amanda).

[hansgruber]

Well, if I see him on the street, it won’t be ‘Seany-love’ that he gets.
No.
It will be ‘Hansy-love’, which, unfortunately for him, involves a screwdriver and a lump-hammer.
That is all.

[Sepulchrave]

Glad it's not just me who's noticed the twins' curious glassy eyes and their unnaturally flawless and even skin.

I think they've been genetically engineered by some sinister corporation like that lot from Resident Evil.

Once their Rage-Inhibitor drugs wear off, we'll discover they Sam and Amanda are in fact genetically honed super-soliders. Implacable killing machines without pity.

Lock and load, girlies.

Sep.