Attack of the Himbos

Billi makes Ziggy look butch.  Liam, Billi and Brian combined spend more time in front of the mirror than Chanelle.  This is saying something.  They fight for the mirror like animals round a watering hole.  What do the Straightener Wars say about straight men?  And who are these boys trying so hard to 'look good' for?  Will Ziggy be forced to fight a duel (with straighteners)?

Jonathan, having enjoyed a good root around the snot in his hanky, spent some minutes farting this morning while brushing his teeth.  There's something refreshing about this rankness.  He's a millionaire--he can afford to be foul.

Comments

[Joolz]

Talking of beef, well weren't we?, I thought that John Torode chef bloke had turned up in da house. Then I realised it was the millionaire man and Celeb Masterchef has in fact finished.

[Gabrielle de Pauw]

Why is Nicky bleating about Jonathan looking at her bum, when she prances around in a pelmet skirt?

[The Stoat]

He's probably less interested in the bum per se than in the question of whether or not there's a thong buried somewhere in its clefts and folds, the knickerless look being so very a la mode in BB 2007.