What's happened to Krusty?

The newly quiet, tame-haired, no pink streak Carole is a worry. Days without a "largin it" or "'avin it", she even appeared to speak in a complete sentence with noun, adjective and verb in the highlights show last night. She just lies on her bad like a haddock. And Nikki, blooming under the Liam sun, has become Pollyanna. And what's happened to Charley? She goes to the diary room to have a pop about the caravan thing and then just leaves mutedly. Has the dunking dulled her? Or, as I am more and more convinced, have the twins put something in the water? I repeat: they are TERRIFYING.

Liam - favourite to win. Arggghhhhhhhhhh.

Comments

[pinkdrummer]

you mean tracey dont you?

[hansgruber]

Regarding Tracey (rather than Carole, Tim) - I can only guess at how many drugs she daily consumes on the outside, but she seems to be coming off them with remarkable ease.
I’m normally chewing my elbows off by the Wednesday.

(Which gives me a thought, although it may be a little off-colour. How about a special BB for newly abstemious crackheads? Just a thought.)

[Dawn Right Nasty]

They're clearly as bored of this series as we are. This is even worse than that other one with the geeky bloke who went to Africa and the woman with the big teeth who'd never masturbated.

Does anyone ever wonder what became of them? No, me neither, and I can't even remember who this lot are while they're on the telly. Though I'm sure Krusty the Clown is called Tracey.

[Dave Lee]

I think you mean Tracey...?

[Spicy Pedro]

Do you mean Tracey, rather than Carole?

Also, did you mean "bed" rather than "bad"?

Sorry. I don't mean to pick. I just thought you'd appreciate it being pointed out. Feel free to delete this comment.

Cheers,

Pedro.

[Tim Teeman]

Yes, yes, yes. I meant Tracey and bad/bed or bed/bad - whatever the slip was. Sorry. The highlights show was so boring I have become as listless as the exhausted housemates. Is it just me or are things dulllllllllll in there?

[Niall]

Is it just me or does anyone else find anyone with a Geordie accent on BB slightly clichéd, and how can he be the favorite to win. I thought that you had to be over 18 and mentally aware of the world around you to bet. One final thought, according to the BB website it is the twins birthday today. I don’t think we have yet seen how truly excited and annoying they can get, although they still seem to be the only ones with any life in them.

[Daphne]

Tim,I know how you feel, I'm sick, SICK! I tell you and I'm being picked on too. Want to report them to Ofcom(or whatever the journos equivalent is) with me. I think we have a case.

[sandra]

bored bored bored.....yawn.....can't even be bothered to watch it anymore. Let's get Emily and Leslie back in.

[Daphne]

According to Briffa it's Billi, Carole and Tracey up this week. Charley was saved because Billis' vote didn't count; he talked about nominations. Yet another reason to hate the dead eyed creep.

[Gabrielle de Pauw]

In some red top today (can't be bothered to go back and check which) apparently BB suspect that Tracey is, with those weird meaningless comments she throws out, sending messages to her family and friends. Personally, I like her - one of the best of a particularly bad bunch. My current HATE is Chanelle - simpering prat. Did you see her in last night's 'Lowlights' squeezing out a spot on her face, examining the resultant pus on her finger, then using said finger to ram some bread down into the toaster? Yuk!
I like Charley a bit now, since the caravan debacle - and reading in another red top that she is apparently almost bald after a hairdressing malfunction - bleach, straightening, all at once ... not a good idea, girls.

[hansgruber]

Gabrielle, I am in total agreement with you regarding that wretch, Chanelle. Indeed, I have tried several times to write a post about her recently, but found that I had to seek comfort in staggeringly unpleasant language, the like of which would certainly get me barred from this blog.
Her whinging during the swimming task and mini-huffs with Ziggy have cost her the dubious honour of appearing on a list of people that I would voluntarily sleep with.

[Scarlett O'Hara]

I really like Tracey, I just feel comfortable with her. I know that doesn't make good telly but I hope she doesn't go. Carole is doing a last ditch attempt to make herself interesting by throwing herself lasciviously at Ziggy, which is making me feel a bit funny inside. And I don't mean in a good way. Oh yes THAT's alright with Ziggy, but if Chanelle were to run in the bathroom with Billi and spank him I'm sure things would be rather different.

I think Chanelle should watch Carole like a HAWK and if she shows any more signs of following Ziggy round and getting in there, well Chanelle should dump Ziggy rather than be made a fool of on national TV. heheheh.

[Gabrielle de Pauw]

Oooh, Hansgruber, do share. Is there anyone in the BB House that you would voluntarily sleep with? As an elderly grandmama, I am of course long finished with all that malarky ... though I do confess to a lingering fragment of geriatric lust for that thirty something Scots fishmonger guy who won BB some years back and was apparently a virgin and religious. Anyone know what he's doing now? Last I heard, he was appearing in panto. And is he still virgo intacta? Maybe he needs an older (VERY MUCH OLDER) woman to show him the pathway to carnal delights.

[lingli]

Hans, does that mean you have a list of people you would involuntarily sleep with? As Gabrielle said, share with us... It would definitely be more interesting than the non-sexy sexual shenanigans in the house.

[hansgruber]

(Vulgarity.)
With a sufficient quantity of drugs, Gabrielle, I might be persuaded to shower The Twins with some love. (And I’ve just realised how revolting that sounds. Do I delete it? Of course not.)
Perhaps I, too, am getting too old for all that nonsense. Unlike my brother, though, who still stands by his assertion that he “would shag anything above room temperature”. He doesn’t even specify species, for Heaven’s sake. Only lizards and fish are safe. Awful man.