Time passes. It was April a few months ago and now it’s August.
What have I been doing? I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about all the things I have to do. I’m good at putting things off. It’s kind of a skill. How is this going to help me in life? It’s not.
I will now answer some of the questions I am frequently asked:
Why don’t you get Skype?
Because I’m afraid of technology. And I enjoy using the telephone.
Have you seen Facebook?
No. Even though it sounds like the ideal social situation for me because it means not having to get dressed or leave the house - I prefer to think of all the people out there I am not connecting with and all the opportunities I am missing out on.
What about Hilary Clinton’s cleavage?
I find it disturbing that everyone is so focused on this when choosing to wear a pink blazer is the real issue.
Worry of the day: working on my laptop is giving me a hump..
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