No waffles but here are five top campaign trophies

Hungry for change? Well, you've missed the chance to fill up on Barack Obama's breakfast.

The svelte senator managed to get through just half of his waffles and sausages on Tuesday before dashing off to his next PA commitment. The enterprising diner owner - quick to spot a lucrative leftover opportunity - swooped down and put them on eBay.

Bidding soared to $20,000 before the food was taken down and given to a regular customer.

While this tale of edible memorabilia may take the cake waffle, here are five more permanent items that you might like for your collection.

1) Some snazzy folding chairs complete with the donkey or elephant of your choice. The perfect relaxation for rallies

2) The infamous Hillary nutcracker

3) Election Protection condoms (see above)

4) Hillary Clinton toilet paper

5) And let's not forget my all time favourite...The Barack Obama thong

Comments

[Ash]

Yeah, I particularly liked the bog roll!!
Surely even the yanks are not dumb enough to be hoodwinked by the slimy Clinton?? Does anyone really believe she forgave her other half?

[JOHN CHUCKMAN, TORONTO]

Gee, Daniel, where do you get the toilet paper?

[Robert Tilford]

I recently saw a Obama bobblehead doll on ebay which I thought was pretty neat. I also saw a Hillary mask on the internet at:(buycostumes.com)

[vicki]

i would wear Obama underwear.the toliet paper yes i would use sen. clinton cuz im tired of her crap. Does anyone see sen. Obama havin a roll of toliet paper ? so it shows there are alot of white people like me, 54 yrs as clinton says he has problem gettin older people to vote for him..she is real funny for a change.

[vicki]

WHATEVER TO CLINTON..GROW UP & LEAVE UR NEW CAMPION NAMED "DOG" WHERE SHE BELONGS. AT NEW YORK CITY !