The three-headed nightmare
Do you feel as though this US election cycle is never going to end? So do the funny folks at The Onion. Here they sum up the terror that haunts the American people: the Obama, Clinton, McCain "Nightmare 2008" ticket.
Read on for the best part of the spoof:
"No other ticket is capable of rallying this nation around a clearer, more unified message of chaos and hopelessness," the candidates said in unison from three separate podiums, each adorned with its own American flag arrangement and personal message. "Together, we will lead this nation into the future—a future where absolute deadlock over even the most minute decisions and total inefficiency on matters of the war, the economy, and the environment will launch a bold new age of confusion and social decay. For America, the only choice is [indecipherable]!"
Alice Fishburn
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Posted by: JOHN CHUCKMAN, TORONTO | 22 May 2008 11:21:19