John McCain's bailout package

While everyone waits to see whether McCain decides to turn up in Mississippi tonight, Andy Borowitz offers up his own indomitable take on the situation:

"As of today, I am officially bailing out of the debate," Sen. McCain told reporters in Washington today.  "And I invite Sen. Obama to join me in this bailout effort."

Sen. McCain said he would be putting together what he called "a comprehensive debate bailout package," which could include bailing out of the other two scheduled debates as well.