New results: Clinton comfortably beats Jesus (and Mickey)

Obama may have won the presidency but Hillary Clinton still saw off such notables as Jesus in the Florida write-in vote.

The former candidate received 234 renegade votes in Duval County, handily beating Jesus who languished at just 23. Ron Paul came in second in the protest ballot stakes, netting 174.

There was bad news for Mickey Mouse though. The octogenarian failed to capitalise on his hometown advantage. He secured just 3 despite the proximity of Disney World.

Hat Tip: Ben Smith

Comments

[Shalom Lev]

Makes sense... all those Jewish retirees in Florida. All Jewish mothers believe that their sons are God but they would neve vote for a Jewish boy who says it about himself...