There's something about Sarah.
A something that may have led John McCain to pick her. Or so argues Kathleen Parker in today's Washington Post. The conservative commentator, who has made waves denouncing Palin, argues that McCain's subconscious attraction caused him to choose the Alaskan Governor.
If McCain, rightful heir to the presidency, loses to Obama, history undoubtedly will note that he was defeated at least in part by his own besotted impulse to discount the future. If he wins, he must be credited with having correctly calculated nature's power to befuddle.
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered? McCain's not alone.
Whether we like or hate Palin, none of us can look away. $150,000 spent on clothes? We want the breakdown on every last pair of Louboutins. An appearance on Saturday Night Live? Cue their biggest ratings boost in 14 years.
Today, simultaneous news stories reveal that orthodox Jews are queuing up to try out the Palin wig while a strip club in Las Vegas is hosting a lookalike contest. It seems that, whatever happens in November, brand Palin isn't going anywhere anytime soon.