Barack Obama needs a ******* swearbox
Sasha and Malia Obama might suddenly find they can get away with the odd swear word.
Turns out their dad has run through pretty much every one in the book. When Obama recorded his Grammy-winning version of Dreams of My Father, he read the colourful lines of his friend Ray.
You can listen to the hilarious recordings here. A club remix is surely only days away.
(Warning: Following the link does lead you to offensive language, albeit from the mouth of the Commander-in-Chief.)
