Somewhere I still have the programme: blue and white with black print, 1974/75 season, Division One, Tottenham Hotspur versus Coventry City, my first Yiddos home match. At which someone may now demand, in a voice like thunder, “Your first WHAT?”
There are some things that you never quite get round to asking: did your mum and dad have a satisfying love life, how is it possible that my socks never come back out of the wash in pairs, and why did my fellow fans, among all those other arcane customs and tribal chants, ever begin to call themselves “Yids”? Why, even in those Donny Osmond days — I didn’t try to find out from my fellow standers along the half-way line — would there be an Israeli flag flying among the cockerels and the Union Jacks?
We were some of the first fans to be fully anti-racist. The National Front soon gave up trying to leaflet around White Hart Lane, and I never once heard the monkey sounds being made by Spurs fans. Even “black bastard” soon died out as an item of abuse, deterred by the reactions of the supporters all around. Yet we called ourselves Yiddos, chanted “Yid Army” (which meant us) and had a man bang a drum, bom bom bom-bom-bom bom and then — like the Zulu army in the movie — we’d go, “Yids!” In fact, we still do. I say “we”, but now my daughter Rosa, a fanatical Yiddo at 16, does most of the chanting for me.
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