Get it off your chest in the Fanzine Fanzone
E-mail us at sport@timesonline.co.uk to join the team.
Do you sing when you're winning and boo when you're losing? Do you know your 4-4-2s from your Christmas Trees? And do you only see the greatest game on earth through spectacles tinted with the colour of your club's shirt? If you tick all the boxes, then it's time to join the best biased football forum on the planet.
The Fanzine Fanzone is expanding. We want writers for every club, from Histon to Hull and Woking to Watford to rant, boast, fantasise and criticise.
Last season the roar from our online terraces was deafening, especially when our Everton fanatic derided Manchester United for destroying Wayne Rooney, our Chelsea writer questioned his fellow supporters' love of Didier Drogba and our Manchester City man lambasted the press for their handling of the minute's silence at Old Trafford in honour of the Munich air disaster victims.
But this is not solely a Premier League parish. We felt the passion reverberate from the South West as Exeter City regained their Football League status after a five-year hiatus and winced in pain as Bristol City were denied top flight football in the Championship play-off final.
Now we're thristy for more. E-mail us at sport@timesonline.co.uk and let us know why you should join the team. If you're keen, mean and clean then this privileged seat in the blogosphere stands could have your name on it.
We want a writer for EVERY club in the Premier League - the positions still vacant include:
Arsenal
Aston Villa
Blackburn
Bolton
Hull City
Liverpool
Manchester United
Stoke City
West Bromwich Albion
West Ham
But Football League, Conference and the Scottish Leagues should also join the party, so if you're crazy about Carlisle or wild for Wolves we want to hear from you.
Below are the clubs we already have covered. If you want to join the argument, then e-mail us now.
Bristol City, Chelsea, Derby, Everton, Exeter, Fulham, Manchester City, Middlesbrough, Newcastle, Portsmouth, Sunderland, Tottenham, Wigan.


I'd like to write about the mighty Liverpool please. I've been a lifelong fan since Istanbul and my hero is Ferdinand Torres and Robbie Keane. We'll definitely win the Premier League again next season, because we haven't won it for a few years and we are great.
Posted by: Kemlyn Hughes | 5 Aug 2008 23:30:35
THERE ARE MANY THINGS WHICH ANGER ME ABOUT TODAYS GAME OF FOOTBALL.fIRSTLY FOOTBALLERS ARE GROSSLY OVER RATED AND OVERPAYED JUST FOR KICKING A FOOTBALL AROUND A LARGE PITCH FOR ABOUT AN HOUR AND A HALF [BETTER PAID THEN IN OTHER SPORTS WITH A HIGH RISK OF PERSONAL INJURY] AND ALSO MOST OF OUR TEAMS ARE NOW MOSTLY MADE UP WITH FORIGNERS AND PEOPLE WHO WERE NOT BORN IN THAT TEAMS AREA.THEY ARE ALSO HIGHLY RATED WHICH IS REDICULAS COMPARED TO THE OLDEN DAYS WHEN ALL THE GREATS USED TO PLAY.GET A LIFE ALL OF YOU IT IS JUST A GAME.
Posted by: DAV | 11 Jul 2008 14:13:24