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Ian Bowater, back from taking out a mortgage to get his car towed, with the latest from the US elections
Having failed miserably as a political prophet, I am re-inventing myself as a psephologist. The world of political number crunchers and navel contemplators can always use one more. Hillary Clinton has been massaging the figures ever since it went pear-shaped all those months ago on Super-Dooper-Tuesday. She has won five of the last seven primaries and still has got no closer to Barack Obama. Like climbing uphill in loose sand, it might be good for toning her thighs but it is still a big pain in the ass. There is no good way for her to look at the numbers even though Bill insists there is. He was never good with figures only results. He couldn’t tell you how he reduced the deficit, he only knows he did.
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Finally our soldier's Mum Mandy gets the longed-for phone call from Afghanistan
“Hello mum! It’s me!”
Oh my god! Finally, after nearly two weeks of crucifying silence I hear from Ross. I sit down on the dog, spilling my coffee.
“Still blistering in the heat though, but we’re all ok. We trampled a field, but paid the farmer for the damage done… and the poor guy was later killed… probably because the Taliban thought he had sold information to us... another blew himself up planting a bomb. We all saw the explosion in the distance, which was captured on thermal imaging filmed by intelligence…. but they wouldn’t attack us outright, no matter what we did… they just weren’t having it...”
Tessa (I’ll jump under a bus for Tony) Jowell should, I feel, really be counting her blessings over the gypsy encampment at the foot of her £1million country pile. It could be a whole lot worse.
“…so, back at Bastion…yeah! I’m good. The sat phones went down and new ones were delivered after we were away down from the mountains. We’ve been protecting a village for five or six days, spread out all over and because we were in the Green Zone not much happened. It’s all good.”
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Our resident veteran Chuck Unsworth goes back to his Vietnam days to reflect that disengagement from military occupations like those in Iraq and Afghanistan are never easy.
It’s a couple of hours flying over the South China Sea on a Boeing 707 from Singapore to Tan Son Nhut airport at Saigon (now Ho Chi Minh City). My flight, just after the Tet Offensive in January ‘68, was notable for a couple of things. One was the elegantly uniformed cabin crew of extremely blonde blue-eyed stewardesses from the American Mid-West. The other was being told on presenting my boarding card that I could sit anywhere I wanted. On the aircraft there were only six passengers.
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The damning verdict given by coroner Andrew Walker on the deaths of 14 men in an RAF Nimrod spy plane that exploded over Afghanistan on 2 September 2006 resulted in headlines which concentrated on his call for the Nimrod fleet to be grounded and his insistence that the MoD’s “cavalier attitude to safety has to end”. That call led, ironically, to suggestions from some that Walker was passing judgement on issues he knows nothing about. I say ironically, because it is Walker’s critics who don’t know what they are talking about.
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Now it’s happened, we can reveal that British soldiers based at Musa Qala in northern Helmand raised more than £4,000 for Help the Heroes by running a half-marathon round their base yesterday. Regular readers will recall that we asked you to contribute to the guys’ sponsorship money by clicking on their website and pledging some money. Given that they are currently involved in a major operation against Taliban fighters who are trying to capture the town and that one of their number, a member of the SAS, was killed last week, this is astonishing. This is what Captain Chris Howard of the Argyll and Sutherland Highlanders, who arranged it had to say about the race:
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Our soldier's Mum Mandy gets hysterical waiting for the next phone call from Afghanistan
‘Well I know it’s a beautiful world…but I can’t feel it right now….’ just about sums up this week for me. I’m writing this, sheltered under the safety of my duvet where I have hidden myself for a few moments. Remember the old days, torch light illuminating the ‘just can’t put it down book’? Well I’m back there with Heidi secreting her bread rolls in the wardrobe…..saving her world. It is quiet now and just...well…peaceful. I’m trying to fit all the pieces together and am battling my weariness to invent yet another coping strategy for my family. A bit like Cherie. Only without the ‘I am soooo… trying to sound poor like you,’ ‘What pay off?’ and… ‘Tony who?’ Someone should point this silly woman to a ship called Dignity and pray like hell that it might actually sail off with her. And take her human rights battalion with her too. Bon Voyage.
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Our resident veteran Chuck Unsworth looks at the importance to forces of ensuring the mail gets through and the vexed issue of whether those who have never served can ever understand
A Replenishment At Sea (RAS) is a searching test of every aspect of Seamanship for vessels and crews of the Royal Navy (White Ensign) and its Royal Fleet Auxiliary (Blue Ensign) support ships. The Fleet Auxiliary ships have traditionally been crewed by civilians. They are a remarkable group of men. The RAS involves two or more vessels sailing in close proximity, parallel with each other, transferring stores, fuel, sometimes personnel, and crucially, mail from home. The congregation of large amounts of seriously expensive capital equipment at a single point in any Ocean is enough to concentrate minds on the task in hand. Failure to pay close attention will, inevitably, lead to Boards of Inquiry, stupendous amounts of paperwork and acute all round personal embarrassment. Watching one of these operations in full swing is akin to watching an impressive white-knuckle fairground ride, although I’ve never witnessed true disaster, despite the best efforts of one or two Ratings.
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Another traumatic phone call from 'Stan for our soldier's mum Mandy
I have heard the term ‘I’m bored’ twice this week and am in real danger of swinging off my virtual ‘orse and drowning myself in my honey encrusted milk! Firstly, Ross phoned from Camp Bastion, full of roller-coasting emotion about having operations cancelled at the last minute every day this week. “It’s just so frustrating mum!” I bite my lip to quell the feelings of joy. So! There is a God! I immediately phone the Ministry of Pretence to thank them…..but they are too busy fielding calls from the Home Office. A whopping £500,000 a year, is to be paid by British taxpayers, to place a man who is allegedly one of the world’s most dangerous terror suspects, Abu Qatada, under the new 22 hour ‘round the clock’ (!) cur-phew! And the best bit… the strongest conditions, like an electronic tag, should be imposed. Alrighty then! Let’s hope he doesn’t lodge an appeal to the Exeter judge that deemed tags ‘unfashionable’ and ordered the removal of the unsightly accessory from a convicted drug dealer, because it clashed with his shorts.
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As the Democratic race enters its final furlong, Ian Bowater wonders why the Republicans still can't agree on McCain
True to form my last campaign prediction failed miserably. Despite being thrashed like a cheap rental car last Tuesday, Hillary is still in the race. Super Delegates are leaving in droves. But there is some suspicion in certain quarters that Obama is only picking up secretly pledged Super D’s and there are still some up for grabs. Where? Tell me where, fer crissakes! TIME magazine has already declared him the nominee. Most cable news pundits called it on Tuesday night only to wake up Wednesday to find she was still there, like a bad headache that won’t go away.
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Another note on how life seemed so much better back then for our forces from resident forces veteran Chuck Unsworth
From Hospital Hill in Aden, South Yemen, the view across the surrounding rocky escarpments at sunset is breathtaking. The natural dusty burgundy of the hills and the crimson flare of the sun suffuse everything with an almost tangible rich red glow.
The Marines, who arrived there in 1967 for the final stages of the British Withdrawal, would lounge around the makeshift open-air Galley which overlooked this stunning panorama.
Meanwhile the cooks did their best with the ‘Compo’ (officially, ‘Composite’) Rations to produce an edible evening meal. Occasionally the chefs proved successful, and we would dine al fresco in pleasing surroundings. From what one hears, our boys in Afghanistan are not quite so lucky!
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Des Browne announced today that the government would be putting extra money into Headley Court, the Leatherhead-based unit where soldiers severely wounded in operations like Afghanistan and Iraq recuperate and learn to adapt to their disabilities. The charity Help for Heroes is raising a further £6m to put a swimming pool in the home. Readers of this blog will be aware of the chronic underfunding that has resulted in disabled soldiers receiving ridiculously small sums of money in compensation and led to the formation of Help for Heroes, which of course relies entirely on donations from members of the public. One interesting way of contributing to the charity is by supporting soldiers in Musa Qala in northern Helmand province who are planning a half-marathon around their helipad to raise money for Help for Heroes. Chris Howard, the soldier organising the event, says on his website: "The helicopter landing site is only 300m a lap and therefore, not only makes this event physically challenging but also extremely mentally challenging as well.. Despite the heat, dust physical and mental pain we are very proud to raise money for our friends who need our help. Please dig deep and sponsor us online." You can do just that by going to the website here.
Ian Bowater takes a more detailed look at Barack's preacher mentor
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into church, Jeremiah Wright came out again. And if you listen carefully to what he says, you know he’d take offence at “coming out”. What is it with these guys and sodomy – someone should tell them it’s not compulsory. However, this time it was too much for Barack. Fortunately, the bus he threw his grandmother under a few weeks ago was making a return journey and the good reverend became just another speed bump on the road to the White House.
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Another missive from Mandy, the mother of a British soldier serving in Afghanistan
This week our house resembles, apart from the undeclared burglary, a rather posh sorting office. There are parcels to go, boxes primed for packing, china cups, silver spoons, luxury loo rolls and toy soldiers, (Tom’s school boy humour) Venison Pot Noodles, Truffle Haribos, which keep mysteriously disappearing, and Duchy of Cornwall biscuits. Well, who knows when Prince Reprint of Budgie will drop by and we’re not taking any chances. As a child, I can remember the Red Arrows practising over our house constantly at RAF Newton, but as Head of the Armed Forces, the Queen never really seems to have felt the compulsion to join in…..maybe it’s a boy thing. Someone give him a real job. Please.
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Now more reminiscences from former soldier Chuck Unsworth
Recent comment by Coroners has highlighted the failure of supply of soldiers’ personal protection items. That failure has lead to avoidable deaths and injuries both in Afghanistan and Iraq. This is appalling but, to any soldier, unsurprising. Historically our armed forces have had to fight three foes – the Queen’s Enemies, the Politicians and the Ministry of Defence. It’s difficult to assess which is the most formidable, but MoD is certainly a constant threat, whereas the others may come and go. I’ll probably address these serious matters in a later post, but today I wanted to discuss Personal Kit. This is not battlefield equipment, it’s the things like the basic issue of clothing or uniform, and boots and so on. As an aside, it is utterly scandalous that even now, our people fighting in both actions have found it necessary to purchase their own boots rather than wear the inferior issued items.
Continue reading "It Wasn't Like That in My Day! The Days When We Had Kit That Would Last!" »
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