Lembit Opik caption competition
Lembit Opik and Tory MP Julian Brazier together in a cave. What are they thinking? 9am update, amongst the best:
George Ball : If only he had had a copy of ‘Risk, Responsibility and Regulation’, Trotsky might still be alive today.
A Jones: 'The Borrowers' decide to help fill a large cavity which had given rise to Gordon Brown's pained expressions, in recent weeks.
Hadleigh Roberts: The Credit Crunch won't get us here
Saturday update: This humiliation has reached Mr Brazier's local newspaper
Cheeky Boys stag night proves less interesting than hoped!
Posted by: kie | 14 May 2008 18:05:06
a couple of picks in a cave
Posted by: Steve in Telford | 14 May 2008 18:06:52
If only he had had a copy of ‘Risk, Responsibility and Regulation’, Trotsky might still be alive today.
Posted by: George Ball | 14 May 2008 18:19:15
Three r's displayed by two arses
Posted by: Jonathan Spencer | 14 May 2008 19:22:18
They're wondering if they should invite the PM to a 'cave-in'
Posted by: Dave Oliver | 14 May 2008 19:29:34
No! You can't have this to light the fire.
Posted by: Mad Max | 14 May 2008 20:02:06
One more crack about my tie and I´ll shove this pipe right up your XXXX
Posted by: jim cormick | 14 May 2008 21:46:50
"I knew Gordon Brown had dug himself into a big hole but I didn't think it went this deep Buddy"
Posted by: Nigel Brookhouse | 14 May 2008 22:15:27
"The Credit Crunch won't get us here!"
Posted by: Hadleigh Roberts | 14 May 2008 22:47:12
"I'd rather be down here with no pick, than be down here with Lembit Opik"
Posted by: Jared | 14 May 2008 23:36:06
Bite Me!
Posted by: Fudler | 14 May 2008 23:39:02
Lembit to Julian-'Look this house needs to be realistic as possible - we need to feel the pain of our constituents, suffer as they do with the rising cost of fuel, really understand their plight'
Julian-'But Lembit aren't you taking things a bit far - there is ice forming on the inside of the walls'
Lembit-'Don't worry, at the next constituency meeting I'm intending to show them how to use an ice axe. I've been told some have been to be climbing the walls to get out'
Julian- 'I think they mean Britain - Lembit'
Posted by: A Jones | 15 May 2008 01:33:21
"Well this seems a good place to bury our careers."
Posted by: Malcolm Granger | 15 May 2008 02:33:11
'The Borrowers' decide to help fill a large cavity which had given rise to Gordon Brown's pained expressions, in recent weeks.
Posted by: A Jones | 15 May 2008 02:47:55
Brown has hit rock bottom, and now he is drilling into the bedrock, we just wanted to speak to the PM...
Posted by: Sugar free | 15 May 2008 09:08:15
Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to work we go!
Posted by: E Hart | 15 May 2008 09:32:51
Are you sure there's enough light down here for the camaras.
Posted by: Simon Marshland | 15 May 2008 09:41:21
Are you sure there's enough light down here for the camaras.
Posted by: Simon Marshland | 15 May 2008 09:42:41
"Look! A dropped copy of Gordon's bedtime reading - further proof that he must be deep down this hole, even if he's caved in. Onward, rescue team!"
Posted by: pb | 15 May 2008 09:53:24
We are the cheeky boys...
Posted by: Ellie Tregear | 15 May 2008 10:22:02
Report put on ice by government found!
Posted by: Elizabeth | 15 May 2008 10:25:24
Caroline Flint decides to take the subtext of this photograph seriously.
Posted by: A Jones | 15 May 2008 11:05:12
Just another day at the office...
Posted by: JR | 15 May 2008 11:09:31
MPs not impressed by large bounty being given to banks.
Posted by: A Jones | 15 May 2008 11:42:11
"We must infiltrate Northmoor and find the plutonium! For the sake of Gemma!"
Posted by: Ashley Pomeroy | 15 May 2008 12:56:55
Burmese authorities decide to refuse entry to British rescue workers for failing to have the correct paperwork.
Posted by: A Jones | 15 May 2008 13:24:51
Lembit......"Sh1t. My 'Anne Summers' Olympic torch has flickered its last!"
Julie......"Extinguished by the powers invested in me by this R, R and R document"
Posted by: bioldept | 15 May 2008 13:46:15
If we had the Latin we wouldn't be down here hackin' and hewin'.
Posted by: Tom | 15 May 2008 21:50:43
If we had the Latin we wouldn't be down here hackin' and hewin'.
Posted by: Tom | 15 May 2008 21:51:38