Lembit Opik caption competition

Lembit Opik and Tory MP Julian Brazier together in a cave. What are they thinking? 9am update, amongst the best:

George Ball : If only he had had a copy of ‘Risk, Responsibility and Regulation’, Trotsky might still be alive today.

A Jones: 'The Borrowers' decide to help fill a large cavity which had given rise to Gordon Brown's pained expressions, in recent weeks.

Hadleigh Roberts: The Credit Crunch won't get us here

Saturday update: This humiliation has reached Mr Brazier's local newspaper

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[kie]

Cheeky Boys stag night proves less interesting than hoped!

[Steve in Telford]

a couple of picks in a cave

[George Ball]

If only he had had a copy of ‘Risk, Responsibility and Regulation’, Trotsky might still be alive today.

[Jonathan Spencer]

Three r's displayed by two arses

[Dave Oliver]

They're wondering if they should invite the PM to a 'cave-in'

[Mad Max]

No! You can't have this to light the fire.

[jim cormick]

One more crack about my tie and I´ll shove this pipe right up your XXXX

[Nigel Brookhouse]

"I knew Gordon Brown had dug himself into a big hole but I didn't think it went this deep Buddy"

[Hadleigh Roberts]

"The Credit Crunch won't get us here!"

[Jared]

"I'd rather be down here with no pick, than be down here with Lembit Opik"

[Fudler]

Bite Me!

[A Jones]

Lembit to Julian-'Look this house needs to be realistic as possible - we need to feel the pain of our constituents, suffer as they do with the rising cost of fuel, really understand their plight'
Julian-'But Lembit aren't you taking things a bit far - there is ice forming on the inside of the walls'
Lembit-'Don't worry, at the next constituency meeting I'm intending to show them how to use an ice axe. I've been told some have been to be climbing the walls to get out'
Julian- 'I think they mean Britain - Lembit'

[Malcolm Granger]

"Well this seems a good place to bury our careers."

[A Jones]

'The Borrowers' decide to help fill a large cavity which had given rise to Gordon Brown's pained expressions, in recent weeks.

[Sugar free]

Brown has hit rock bottom, and now he is drilling into the bedrock, we just wanted to speak to the PM...

[E Hart]

Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to work we go!

[Simon Marshland]

Are you sure there's enough light down here for the camaras.

[Simon Marshland]

Are you sure there's enough light down here for the camaras.

[pb]

"Look! A dropped copy of Gordon's bedtime reading - further proof that he must be deep down this hole, even if he's caved in. Onward, rescue team!"

[Ellie Tregear]

We are the cheeky boys...

[Elizabeth]

Report put on ice by government found!

[A Jones]

Caroline Flint decides to take the subtext of this photograph seriously.

[JR]

Just another day at the office...

[A Jones]

MPs not impressed by large bounty being given to banks.

[Ashley Pomeroy]

"We must infiltrate Northmoor and find the plutonium! For the sake of Gemma!"

[A Jones]

Burmese authorities decide to refuse entry to British rescue workers for failing to have the correct paperwork.

[bioldept]

Lembit......"Sh1t. My 'Anne Summers' Olympic torch has flickered its last!"

Julie......"Extinguished by the powers invested in me by this R, R and R document"

[Tom]

If we had the Latin we wouldn't be down here hackin' and hewin'.

[Tom]

If we had the Latin we wouldn't be down here hackin' and hewin'.