Who let the dogs out ?

Keith Senior, quite the dandy these days, made a grand entrance on horseback at a celebratory bash thrown by the owners of "Britain's Best Home". The Leeds and Great Britain centre, resplendent in jodphurs and knee length riding boots, was among 150 friends and neighbours at the £4 million Carr Hall Castle at Stainland, near Halifax, for a party thrown by entrepreneurs Terry George and partner Michael Rothwell to celebrate them winning the Channel Five property programme award. Unfortunately, Keith failed to shut the gates when he mounted his steer to make the short trot home, with the result that two of the couple's dogs escaped and were later found to have been shot dead by a local farmer. "Keith is really upset," Terry George told the Yorkshire Post. "He blames himself but it was a terrible mistake."

Comments

[Jimmy E]

Can’t be much of an equestrian our Keith, I’d have just leapt the gates on my almighty steed.

I’d have worn shorts too instead of jodhpurs, up to me isn’t it.

[Van Halen]

Are you mad Tony ? Yeaman played okay the other night against St Helens but Senior's been doing the business week in, week out for Leeds. Pick Yeaman ahead of him and you need yer head testing, mate.

[Tony F]

So you think Senior is better than Yeaman ...lol. Put Yeaman in the Leeds side and you would see how much fitter & a better player Yeaman is. Yeaman is way better defensively and is just as good offensively. If you want to keep with dads army then watch the PNG lads bust Senoir up in the World Cup.

[Big Bully Booaza]

I've seen Keith on his horse because I live near him.

But I can't imagine him riding it all the way from Stainland to Oakes though. I wonder where he keeps it?

Anyway Rhino's hard man caught wearing jodphurs at night club owners house.

Did he have a whip with him as well tiger?

[Numptyboy]

Thanks as always Mawlcum for your penetrating insight. I'm just glad that Senior himself wasn't shot, because god forbid England would have to play Kirk Yeaman at centre at the World Cup.

[Mawlculm]

I luv mi dog , mi giwlfwend twacee sends me owt layte at nite sumtiymes she taykes me int car and dwops mi of sumwere and it taykes mi ayges to git owme sumtiymes dayz but dog enjoyz it
luv fwom mawlculm sowee to that misterr bout iz dog

[Arthur Snott]

Shame this farmer wasn't at the Millenium Magic thingy, chasing that Cheggers Chegwin chap now that would have been funny!
Or let loose in Red Hall trim that lot down to size a bit!

[timothy leary]

Wow man thats a bum rap baby, had a few dogs in my time dude but didn't shoot em just sent them home in a taxi!

Groove on you Rugby people All you need is love man yeah

[Mr Bieber]

Naw, was just another TV show. Keith Senior, You've Been Framed.

[mike hunt]

I feel sorry for Keith, a simple mistake Don't know who these two fellas are that won this competition but you would think with all that dosh they would have electric gates!
Forget about it Keith just think of the Bulls as being that farmer and kick ass on friday night!

[harry Sunderland]

eee alreet naw then first of all I'd shoot bloody farmer then keith senior tha just can't shoot dogs like that...I'd never shoot one o me whippets even though they is crap!