Beware falling shares...

Bear Stearns' office stash is now turning up on eBay. Aside from the hard hat, useful if your world is tumbling down round your shoulders, you might be interested in a laptop bag for which the seller cheerfully informs us that "no laptop was ever issued" (perhaps that new recruit should have suspected that something was amiss). Or maybe you will find a use for this cafeteria card. Although the cash-strapped Stearns' employee might do better to use it to lever up the floorboards and see if there's any loose change down there.