Christian Louboutin's Dream Job

Hanging outside the Vanity Fair party with all the smokers (NB: smirting on  pavements is THE place to mainline fashion gossip), Christian Louboutin is singing the praises of that pocket-sized pop star, Prince. As he explains how his week's party schedule is entirely planned around being on top form for Prince's gig at the O2 centre ("just a couple of parties tonight, a couple tomorrow... I must save myself"), and how he practically pulverised a check-in chick in rage when he missed a flight back from Portugal recently to see the purple popsicle, he then reveals the root cause of his obsession. "I wish I could have been a pop star." Why not try your luck at Lucky Voice, Monsieur Louboutin? He harrumphs, and scoops up Diane Von Furstenberg to head off to Camilla Morton's book launch.