Lily Allen's on again off again... bikini.

Well, look at Lily cavorting! With hoards of men around her, Lily Allen is splashed across today's tabloid pages soaking up a bit of riviera sun and attention. But whilst most might have been poking a little peek at her, erm, organ stoppers, we can't help ogling her bikini.

From Heidi Klein, a favourite bikini shopping haunt of endless sunkissed slebs, it is pretty dam expensive - but coming from their chic separates range, practical too. Like Lily, few of us fit into the neat little one size bikinis that most shops peddle us. And normally the separates on offer are of the depressing, double D, drab sort. Not this one. Though careful you don't lose your top Lily, it's worth a few quid, that.

Top £80

Bottoms £70

www.heidiklein.com

020 7243 5665 - 020 7259 9418

Comments

[James]

Nope Bill, not quite Daniel Craig but fit and healthy thanks! Can't stand football either!

I don't know which is worse, a fake singer who pretends she had nothing but baked beans to eat in her impoverished childhood (did expensive private school Bedales, that you went to Lily, not serve other food, did your rich and famous father not give you any food Lily?)

Or someone who tries to slim like mad with a personal trainer in an attempt to re-invent herself for her Chanel sponsorship, has photos airbrushed into oblivion to pretend she looks like something else, but tells everyone how she doesn't care what she looks like and doesn't do any slimming or dieting and then it turns out she looks like this! Hilarious!

[James]

Nope Bill, not quite Daniel Craig but fit and healthy thanks! Can't stand football either!

I don't know which is worse, a fake singer who pretends she had nothing but baked beans to eat in her impoverished childhood (did expensive private school Bedales, that you went to Lily, not serve other food, did your rich and famous father not give you any food Lily?)

Or someone who tries to slim like mad with a personal trainer in an attempt to re-invent herself for her Chanel sponsorship, has photos airbrushed into oblivion to pretend she looks like something else, but tells everyone how she doesn't care what she looks like and doesn't do any slimming or dieting and then it turns out she looks like this! Hilarious!

[bill]

And James, I'm sure you look just like Daniel Craig coming out of the water in Casino Royale when you're at the beach. Methinks you are one of legion of bitter football-watchers-not-players with a pregnant midriff who spends summers inside a dark pub instead of at the gym.

[James]

Nice bikini. And yet still the sight of Lily Allen, in it or out of it, was enough to make me nearly physically sick with repulsion at the dreadful sight. She's not as ugly as Kelly Osborne true, but she's a pretty damn close second.

[John Harley]

Isn't it about time we brits stood up for ourselves and told the do-gooders and civil rights gurus that this is our country and anyone who comes here and disregards the law of the land gets sent back to their own country without cause for complaint or whinging