Do Not Try At Home (or anywhere): the Danny Way Bomb Drop
"When a man is tired of skate insanity, he is tired of life." So said Dr Samuel Johnson (honest).
« March 2007 | Main | May 2007 » April 30, 2007Do Not Try At Home (or anywhere): the Danny Way Bomb Drop"When a man is tired of skate insanity, he is tired of life." So said Dr Samuel Johnson (honest).
Posted by Alex Wade on April 30, 2007 at 09:00 AM in Religion | Permalink | Comments (5) April 28, 2007Brims still looking good... but Russell Winter out
Posted by Alex Wade on April 28, 2007 at 06:32 AM in Weblogs | Permalink | Comments (0) April 27, 2007The connection between Brian's Barrels, the Scottish Highlands and a Swede called JennyA while ago an excellent Swedish woman called Jenny helped me out with a few contacts in Scotland for Surf Nation. This might already sound a bit left field, but Jenny works for Visit Scotland and is also a surfer. I'm not sure if there's any surf in Sweden, though I know that there is in Norway (thank you, the current issue of Wavelength), but anyway, Jenny lives in Scotland and has some of the best waves in the UK on her doorstep. She is a fine person, of that I'm sure, but she also drives a hard bargain. In return for her help in my quest for surf in the land of Robbie Burns and Berwick Rangers (shurely shome mishtake? Ed), Jenny made me promise to enter some kind of crazy Scottish competition. Apparently it involves kayaking over an absurd distance, mountain biking up a few vertical inclines and ascending a gentle Scottish mountain backwards. Needless to say I said "Yes! Count me in!" on the basis that Jenny would forget all about our chat, but lo and behold she has got in touch and called in the favour. So, dear readers, shortly after I return from France, where I'm interviewing a little known surfer called Laird next week (for Huck), I depart for certain torture in the Scottish Highlands. Wish me well. Meanwhile, to try and convince you that she is a nice person really, Jenny sends this footage. Which isn't at all bad...
Posted by Alex Wade on April 27, 2007 at 12:10 AM in Weblogs | Permalink | Comments (0) April 26, 2007Brims fires at O'Neill Highland Open
Posted by Alex Wade on April 26, 2007 at 12:53 PM | Permalink | Comments (0) April 25, 2007Will Britain have a Team at the World Junior Surfing Games?
Last year was big for British surfing. Russell Winter won the inaugural O'Neill Highland Open and we took a silver medal (thanks to Ben Skinner) at the World Surfing Games. We also produced a European Junior Champion and two world champion kneeboarders. Despite this and the efforts of the BSA - which has approached a number of the major players to ask for support for the country's junior surfing talent - no one has stepped into the breach to help fund the Junior Team.
Photos of Porthleven's Jake Boex courtesy of The BSA's website. Posted by Alex Wade on April 25, 2007 at 04:49 PM in Weblogs | Permalink | Comments (3) April 24, 2007Five poets who would have been surfers
1. Pablo Neruda. The Chilean's biographer, Alistair Reid, says that Neruda is the most widely read poet since Shakespeare. How he knows this is beyond me but one thing is certain: Neruda loved the sea and wrote beautifully of its many moods. He also wrote an exquisite poem of lost love, the opening lines of which are: Tonight I can write the saddest lines. Write, for example, 'The night is shattered Anyone who can write like that would have ridden a longboard with the utmost style and grace. 2. Fernando Pessoa. The high priest of modernism may, to the casual observer, have a little too much of the Kafkaesque clerk about him for surfing. He wrote The Book of Disquiet which is, I admit, surf-free. But Pessoa was a man who combined passion with understatement, whose influence extends to the likes of Jose Saramago and Antonio Tabucchi and beyond. Another longboard style master. 3. Marina Tsvetayeva. Her disturbed childhood contributed to extraordinary poems of intense brilliance which she correctly predicted would be "savoured as are rarest wines/when they are old." Unfortunately Tsvetayeva hailed from Russia, and although Moscow has its fair share of the surfing corporates the land of Tolstoy & Co has yet to be associated with performance (or, indeed, any) surfing. This is a shame. Tsvetayeva would have ripped on a shortboard. 4. Samuel Taylor Coleridge. A propensity for opium reveals a willingness to experience the highs and lows of life, though perhaps confines the formidable Romantic to an observatory, post-slumber role on the beach. 5. John Masefield. Not for nothing does Sea Fever appear on Beach Bum's home page: "I must down to the seas again, to the vagrant gypsy life, Clearly a man who wouldn't have cared what board he was riding so long as he was in the ocean. And that, folks, is what matters. See Killer Dana for info on Paper Shredders, an anthology of surf poetry that may, or may not, contain work by the five hotshots above. Posted by Alex Wade on April 24, 2007 at 12:59 PM in Weblogs | Permalink | Comments (6) The Radical Rodents - ripping againCheck out the reeling right-handers in this footage. Some fine surfing too...
Posted by Alex Wade on April 24, 2007 at 07:08 AM in Funny | Permalink | Comments (1) April 23, 2007The long and the short of it
Posted by Alex Wade on April 23, 2007 at 05:27 PM in Weblogs | Permalink | Comments (5) April 22, 2007The O'Neill Highland Open: It's back
Photo of Stef Harkon deep in a Brims beauty (C) Ian Smith. For more info on the O'Neill Highland Open see the O'Neill website and the July archive on this blog, in which appears 'Force Nine Gaels,' my write up of last year's contest. Posted by Alex Wade on April 22, 2007 at 01:05 PM in Weblogs | Permalink | Comments (0) April 21, 2007First basking shark of the season?
Photo of one the unthreatening little fellows by Cornwall-based photographer Will Postlethwaite. See Seven Seas Images for more info. Posted by Alex Wade on April 21, 2007 at 04:06 PM in Weblogs | Permalink | Comments (2) Memories of Skewjack
Posted by Alex Wade on April 21, 2007 at 04:42 AM in Weblogs | Permalink | Comments (1) April 20, 2007To Hell and Back
Posted by Alex Wade on April 20, 2007 at 12:17 PM in Weblogs | Permalink | Comments (0) April 19, 2007The Best Surfing Websites (maybe)
The Surf Hog site - this is a regularly updated and very entertaining surf diary put together by a man I'm due to interview soon. Check it out. Posted by Alex Wade on April 19, 2007 at 10:56 AM in Weblogs | Permalink | Comments (5) April 18, 2007Has Hell Frozen Over? A couple of years ago I spent a few days' surfing in Barbados courtesy of Zed Layson of Zed's Surfing Adventures. A wonderful island with some great waves and, in Zed, a top bloke (pictured here courtesy of Cornwall-based snapper Kirstin Prisk). Indeed, Zed gave me the inspiration for Surf Nation, and appears within its at-last-nearly-finished-and-typeset pages. Meanwhile, he sends me this remarkable piece of conjecture on the nature of Hell. Check it out - Hell is certainly not in Barbados, but did this university student find the answer? The following is apparently an actual question given on a University of Liverpool chemistry final exam. The answer by one student was so profound that his astonished professor shared it with colleagues via the internet, which is why we now have the privilege of enjoying it as well. Question: Is Hell exothermic [gives off heat] or endothermic [absorbs heat]? Posted by Alex Wade on April 18, 2007 at 10:21 AM in Weblogs | Permalink | Comments (3) April 17, 2007The British Surfing Association wants to hear from you
Photo courtesy of www.kfishsurf.com Posted by Alex Wade on April 17, 2007 at 08:31 AM in Weblogs | Permalink | Comments (0) April 16, 2007Surftech Demo Centre now open in Sennen Cove
Continue reading "Surftech Demo Centre now open in Sennen Cove" » Posted by Alex Wade on April 16, 2007 at 12:10 PM in Weblogs | Permalink | Comments (4) April 14, 2007Surfing's Greatest Misadventures (1)
Posted by Alex Wade on April 14, 2007 at 07:01 PM in Books | Permalink | Comments (2) April 13, 2007Surfing's obsession with the female derriere
Posted by Alex Wade on April 13, 2007 at 03:23 PM in Weblogs | Permalink | Comments (3) April 12, 2007Should Paula the Surf Mom be given a brand new car?I've long been an admirer of Paula the Surf Mom but, most unexpectedly, find that my affection for her means that I'm currently delving into the recesses of my knowledge of US law. The reason is this Lincoln ad...
Continue reading "Should Paula the Surf Mom be given a brand new car?" » Posted by Alex Wade on April 12, 2007 at 01:10 PM in Weblogs | Permalink | Comments (20) Its v It'sA few press releases from surf companies wend their way to me, as is normal. I flick through sundry surf mags, from here and overseas, as is also normal. In each medium - the press release and the mag - it appears to be normal to confuse 'Its' and 'It's.' For example: Since it's birth in 1970, the Shred-O-Matic 10-metre non-extendable leash has revolutionised surfing. Or: Given that its April, we can expect Las Vegas casinos to start thinking about new surfing posters for their card rooms. Both usages are wrong, and my enjoyment of all things surfing takes a dive when I encounter basic grammar being so callously abused. I'm no expert grammarian, but I do know that 'Its' is possessive, i.e. Its success seems guaranteed given the forthcoming swell, while 'It's' is the third-person present tense of the verb to be, i.e. It's a great relief to find its and it's being used correctly, especially in surfing press releases. Similarly, when running Ads to sell DVDs, don't let the advertisers get away with this: 'DVD's for sale - great offers here!' This wording begs the question - DVD's what for sale? Posted by Alex Wade on April 12, 2007 at 06:49 AM in Weblogs | Permalink | Comments (9) April 11, 2007The Easter ProjectI've yet to meet Geordie surfer and snowboarder Joel Gray, and I've only ever spoken to him once over the phone, but the man seems to be doing a lot for British surfing. Having taken several groms to Hawaii last winter, he's just had a fresh bunch over in France, specifically at the bone-crunching beachbreaks around Hossegor. The surfers being put through their paces by Gray and Surf Solutions were Tassy Swallow, Kathleen Spears, Beth Mason, Gwen Spurlock, Lyndon Wake, Toby Donachie, Zak Lawton and Alex Baker. As Gray explains: "Each day we'd have two or three surfs, working on individual and generic performance markers. We'd use heat drills, analysis of moves and video footage. The aim is to improve the technique of the junior surfers and tidy up contest and pressure performance skills." Posted by Alex Wade on April 11, 2007 at 09:07 PM in Weblogs | Permalink | Comments (1) The Big Man Prevails
Posted by Alex Wade on April 11, 2007 at 10:14 AM in Weblogs | Permalink | Comments (0) April 10, 2007Surfer Spotting
Posted by Alex Wade on April 10, 2007 at 01:10 PM in Weblogs | Permalink | Comments (1) April 09, 2007Stoked in Sennen CoveIt's been a pleasant couple of days' surfing here in the wild west. Small surf - no bigger than a couple of feet on the push - but clean and blessed with gorgeous sunshine. Perfect for my sons, and the elder one, Harry, got his first clean wave two days ago. He said the experience of riding an unbroken wave face was one of "fun and happiness." Eleven-year-olds, I find, can put things very well. As for me, I've been out training with one of the local lifeguards, shaking off the excess weight accrued from months of being sedentary (I've posted before about how writing is bad for one's health). Slowly but surely, after some depressing sessions, surfing is coming back to me, so I'm currently as stoked as my kids. Meanwhile, The Times have kindly allowed me to link to other publications to which I contribute. For those who want to know a little more about my local surf spot, have a look at this, the Independent on Sunday's home page, and click through to 'Travel,' then the piece entitled 'Surfers with Soul: Head for the Wild West' (published yesterday). Meanwhile I'm off to the garden centre in search of virtue and looking forward to another early evening surf with my sons. The shot is of Sennen local Sam Bleakley showing how it's done (regular readers will note that I've put it on the site before - I hope you'll agree that it easily warrants another appearance). Posted by Alex Wade on April 09, 2007 at 11:20 AM in Weblogs | Permalink | Comments (1) April 06, 2007Morocco
Posted by Alex Wade on April 06, 2007 at 10:34 PM in Weblogs | Permalink | Comments (3) No More Mr Nice GuyI've done it. I have, at long last, sent the copy-edited manuscript of THAT DAMN BOOK off. Barring a few tiny things, it's done. I can now emerge from solitary confinement and do things like go for a surf again (and also, pay attention to this blog). But before I do, it's one more game of online poker. And I've decided that tonight, it's all or nothing. Chuck all my online bankroll into a few aggressive sit and goes, and if I'm still up in a few hours, then keep playing poker. And if I lose - well, I guess I'll do some surfing. Just in case the idea of poker seems a little far-fetched, check out the columnists at Flush - I'm the Wannabe Pro. And so far tonight, it ain't going well (or rather, as a surfer, it's going pretty good) Posted by Alex Wade on April 06, 2007 at 12:11 AM in Weblogs | Permalink | Comments (1) April 03, 2007Surfside SexSurfside Sex is the title of a book by George Snyder which was published in 1966. It was about "Surf bums living with savage passions and raw desire." I discovered this thanks to a Taschen book, edited by Jim Heimann, entitled Surfing - Vintage Surfing Graphics kindly given to me by Judy, a long-standing friend of ours, whom Karen and I saw on the weekend. The Taschen book has a variety of beguiling old posters and book covers, of which Surfside Sex is one. Inevitably I couldn't resist a tale of savage passions and raw desire, and so I googled Snyder and Surfside Sex to find out more. On doing so, however, I encountered a rather more visceral world than perhaps even Snyder had imagined in the form of a 1988 film by John Stagliano. Its tagline is: "Where all the surfers hang ten" and its category is apparently "Straight, Feature, Plot Based, Classic." I somehow doubt that the Stagliano film is a version of Snyder's book, and I'm not sure that it's deservedly billed as "Classic." But one thing's for sure: surfploitation, as a literary genre, deserves recognition. I say that not so much with a classic but more of a straight, featureless, non plot-based face. Posted by Alex Wade on April 03, 2007 at 10:19 PM in Weblogs | Permalink | Comments (2) Alex Wade
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