Jest of the web: John Terry

We hate to kick a man when he is down, but these e-mails that were doing the rounds yesterday were too funny to ignore ...

Watch out! Here is an accident waiting to happen. Memo to Stamford Bridge groundstaff — put one of these signs in the penalty area the next time JT wants to try his luck from 12 yards.

After any trophyless season, Samsung might be worried that it is not getting value for money. Time for Peter Kenyon, the chief executive, to call Kleenex?

You have captained your country, you are Mr Chelsea, you earn £120,000 a week, you park where you want. So what do you do when you are one kick away from winning the European Cup? Fall flat on your a***.

Comments

[Matt Rimmer]

I hear John Terry has started his own Vodka-making company..... yeah he's bottling it in Moscow