If you were Sarah Palin's child...

With children named Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, and Trig, Sarah and Todd Palin are certainly creative when it comes to christening their kids. But have you ever wondered what your name would be if she were your mother?

Well wait no longer. The Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator has the answer you've been seeking.

Here in the Washington Bureau, we all now secretly now wish we'd been born a Palin. Our names would be:

Matt Spence - Dust Chinstrap Palin

Tom Baldwin - Block Lionel Palin

Gerard Baker - Meat Notgay Palin

Tim Reid - Drown Wing Palin

Alexi Mostrous - Smoke Strapon Palin

Enjoy!

Comments

[Joy]

I could care less about Palins children's names, her shoes or her legs, let us hear her talk on the issues. Hold her to the same standard as you did John Edwards and Al Gore. Let us see some substance and not the fluff.

[Andy Baldwin]

Please keep up the condescending tones. The fact that the elites think that it helps their candidates, especially the anti-Palin comments, is wildly amusing. Keep it up please.

[richard dow]

Did the name generator how does

Shank Piston Palin sound?

[Stefan Stackhouse]

You forget that Sarah Palin's husband is a Native American. The names that they selected for their children are largely (although not entirely) rooted in Native American naming practices. Whether you intend it or not, making fun of their children's names really is a bit of an ethnic slur.

[The Bell Man]

Sarah plain is ready. I heard she stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

That's enough for me. LOL

[langx]

The kids names have nothing to do with his heritage.

Bristol - Plain was a former sportscaster.
She named her daughter after the city ESPN
is located in.

Bristol, Connecticut

The lady is a member of a cult.

There called the Christian Right.

The GOP's base.

[mpayne]

I have been the director of a program for pregnant and parenting teens for the past 18 years. Extensive research (coappp 1995-present) states that young women who are pregnant as teens (ages 14 to 19) have been molested or raped before becoming pregnant 80% of the time, and 50 % are clinically depressed. Hmmm - what does that say about Mrs. Palin? She doesn't have a clue about what her own daughter has gone through or is doing, let alone the rest of her kids. She's qualified as a VP candidate? Hardly!!!!!